Thursday, August 28, 2008

Life Lessons from Larry

Never marry for love.

Watch out for dream killers.

You can always add more water.

Homo says 'What?'.

Rocks are complicated things.

You can never get sick of the Beatles.

Date, a lot.  But no relationships.

Girls, you have all the power.

Feed the ego.

If you get married, remember, he wants you to be the same fun and silly girl that he dated.

Women marry men under the impression that they'll change them, this doesn't happen so get that outta your head.

You bringing up the past is like trying to get revenge.

You can never drink too many sodas.

It's better to get married than burn.


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